Shopping for sex toys can be quite embarrassing. That’s why you shop online and ask the store to pack the item as discreetly as possible. What if we told you that you no longer have to do this? There are now plenty of discreet sex toys that you can bring with you anywhere.

Go completely incognito with a disguised vibrator, and no one will be the wiser that you’re carrying a sex toy in your bag. Technology is such an amazing thing, don’t you agree?

Things You Can Use as a Vibrator

Having a sex toy is nice but not necessary. If you don’t know it yet, your house is filled with simple and unassuming items that can be used as a vibrator. So if you’re too shy or can’t afford to buy one, do a scavenger’s hunt for a vibrating household object, such as the following.

  • Back massager
  • Electric toothbrush
  • Showerhead
  • Electric exfoliator
  • Electric razor

But before you stick any foreign object inside your vagina, make sure to sanitize and cover it with a condom. Otherwise, you could end up causing abrasions or irritation in your nether regions. Also, make it a habit to clean the items post-game.

Sex Toys that Don’t Look Like Sex Toys

Here’s a list of some of the best disguised sex toys available in the market.

Necklace vibrator

Vibrator jewelry—wait. What?

Who would have ever thought that you could wear your vibrator proudly around your neck?

The Crave Vesper is a vibrator that doubles as a necklace. You can wear it tucked in or out your shirt. Even if people see it, they’ll just think you have excellent taste in jewelry. The only people who’ll know what it is are Crave owners themselves.

If they give you a secret smile, you’ll know you’re in the same club. And for something so small, this little piece of sex jewelry packs a lot of punch. Give it a try, and you’ll see what we mean.

Lipstick vibrator

It’s not uncommon to find lipstick inside a woman’s purse. That’s why it’s the perfect disguise. But, as a trade-off for its discreet size, it lacks power. This lipstick vibrator only has one speed. But it’s still better than nothing.

Vibrating mascara

Ah! Another vibrator disguised as makeup.

This mascara vibrator from Screaming O will have you screaming with pleasure. You can use this toy in two ways. You can use it as a rigid vibrator with the lid on. You can also use the brush head if you want more stimulation.

Rubber duckie vibrator

With its innocent eyes and traditional rubber duckie exterior, no one will ever suspect that this is a vibrator. It comes with three vibrating speeds and a waterproof body. So don’t be afraid to take it with you to the bathtub. Turn bathtime into orgasm time with this rubber duckie vibrator.

Compact vibrator

This looks like any regular compact blush, but it’s not. It holds a delicious secret nestled in its center. This is another item you can keep inside your purse along with your vibrating lipstick and mascara. This comes with a small bullet vibrator that has seven vibration patterns. It’s also fully waterproof.

Vibrating panties

Vibrating panties are as discreet as they come. No one will ever know that you’re wearing one unless you tell them. Wear it while on a date with your partner. Give him the remote with a glint in your eye. The sex you’ll be having that night will be pretty wild.

USB vibrator

No one will ever think that there’s more to this USB flash drive. But, lo and behold, it’s another vibrator! The sex toy manufacturers at Crave have done it again. They’ve given us a discreet toy once more. Charging it is as easy as sticking it in a USB port.

Cupcake vibrator

A vibrator disguised as a cupcake kiddie toy? What will they think of next? But, hey, it serves its purpose as a discreet sex toy. From afar, it looks like an innocent toy. But once you turn it on, there’s no mistaking what it is. It’s also small enough to fit in your hands. Just make sure your kids don’t get their hands on it.

Silky bondage restraints

These silky black ribbons are perfect for BDSM beginners. The fabric has no snaps and buckles that will drag or snag across the skin. And it’s a bonus that they can pass for a wrist wrap or uniform tie collection.

Ben Wa balls

Ben Wa balls, also known as Kegel balls, are small marble-sized balls. They’re commonly used to strengthen vaginal and pelvic floor muscles. But it has a side effect. It’s seriously arousing.

They can be fully inserted inside the vagina. But it might take some time and practice before you can wear them around town. Using them during intercourse can add stimulation to you and your partner.