Tired of realistic-looking sex toys? We know we are.

Enter fantasy sex toys, where you’ll find no shortage of dragons, werewolves, tentacle creatures, aliens, sea monsters, and demons—basically, anything strange, exotic, or anthropomorphic fits the bill.

It has yet to hit the mainstream market, but that doesn’t mean there’s no market for them! The pandemic has definitely played a role in the increased demand for this niche. With so many things going on in real life, who wouldn’t want a chance to escape to another world?

There’s more to fantasy sex toys than Bad Dragon. In fact, independent toy makers have taken pleasure into their own hands. Now, Etsy has turned into a hodgepodge of all things fantastical and magical swarming with choices and colors. What gives, anyway?

Fantasy sex toys are great because you don’t have to deal with human anatomy in your playtime—at least not fully. Erotic satisfaction comes in the new, the bizarre, the unhuman.

Not everyone can get off on the sight of human genitals and no other niche can experiment with so many colors and shapes like the fantasy niche can. Horns, scales, suckers, ridges—you name it. The sky’s the limit with these bad boys.

Before we dive right into it, it’s important to know how to properly shop and care for a toy. After all, with great power comes great responsibility, and you’d want to have the beasts and creatures under your care forever, don’t you?

How to Toy Responsibly

Picking out a sex toy is self-explanatory. There are a lot of toys to go around with that only self-exploration can answer. Only you can recognize what type of sensation feels best. However, firmness is one thing you can’t overlook when buying a toy of your own.

Silicone isn’t always predictable, especially not in handcrafted work, so take note of possible variations such as temperature, size of the toy, pigments used, humidity, and more when it comes to the firmness of the item. Toys are often labeled with the firmness where the toy is poured in.

In many cases, you’re able to pick out what color, size, and firmness you prefer, but it helps to know what standard measurement is used when buying. For instance, most brands have silicone firmness scales set to the durometer scale: 0020 for gummy candy, 0030 for gel shoe insert, and 0050 for soft rubber band. This is usually indicated in every product for your pleasure.

On the flip side, fantastical-themed toys can be expensive—in fact, expect it. Most of these products are handcrafted with care, so don’t be surprised sellers are charging high for the amount they put out. The sex toy industry is lush with customizable and personalized pieces, so take advantage of that!

Of course, you can always opt for cheaper Amazon ripoffs that look similar but do not always feel the same. We believe your body deserves nothing less than body-safe products, so we set platinum-cured silicone as the bare minimum to have in each toy. Thankfully, platinum-cured silicone has been the industry standard for all things that go inside the body since 2008. As such, the list below will only feature body-safe products unless stated otherwise.

Bad Dragon Toys You Can’t Miss Out On

We did say there’s more to fantasy sex toys than Bad Dragon, but for starters who aren’t familiar with this brand, allow us to list some of our unique picks from the OG. You can also find Bad Dragon on Etsy for an easier shopping and shipping experience.

1. Lil’ Vibe Tongue by Bad Dragon

Let’s start off easy with the perfect miniature toy that’s bound to do more than tickle. We don’t know about you, but receiving oral from a dragon could be one for the books. The Lil’ Vibe Tongue is a sleek but sexy dragon tongue of 2.8 inches that can be inserted anywhere with a shaft diameter of 1.24 inches.

There’s a hole under its base meant for Bad Dragon’s Bullet Vibe, which only costs you an extra $10 to cop. Sometimes things come better in pairs, and this set is definitely one of them. Unfortunately, Lil’ Vibe Tongue is only available in surprise colors.

2. Flint Sheath by Bad Dragon

Just when you thought werewolf dildos couldn’t get better, we get this massive Flint Sheath, an award-winning penis sleeve to increase girth and sensations. Slip this on your favorite person or favorite toy!

What we love about Flint is that it doesn’t just take into account the receiver, but also the giver—it’s also packed with internal textures and an open tip to provide stimulation on both ends as it should. It also comes with a ball strap for a snug fit without having to deal with a harness.

Top Picks From Uberrime on Etsy

Bad Dragon has clearly made a name for itself in this niche, but it does have its fair share of internal controversies that have caused customers to boycott and look for fantasy sex toys elsewhere. If that’s the case for you, might we turn your attention to Uberrime, a relatively tamer version of Bad Dragon with a few fantastical selections on display.

3. Xapien Hybrid Alien/Human Dildo by Uberrime

Take a look at Xapien and allow yourself to be mesmerized. It’s the perfect alien/human hybrid with UV reactive accent colors of cosmic pink, green, blue or violet—just as what you’d expect from an alien! It has a wavy texture and ridge bumps all throughout its shaft that ends in a head-style ribbing and a huge solid base as balls for easy withdrawal.

Made with soft but not too squishy silicone, this veiny toy stands at 7.5 inches tall, with a girth of 1.75 inches. Sadly, Xapien isn’t harness-compatible, but just about everything else about it is worth buying!

4. The Vivaes Robot Dildo by Uberrime

Uberrime described this dildo’s beginning as “a sketch of a machine or robot of mysterious origins” and we couldn’t agree more. The Vivaes has a pointed head that immediately sets it apart from other dildos of its kind, used to hit whatever you need it to hit.

As with any kind of robotic machine, it has a metallic shimmer to it, made alive with green or blue marbled pigments. It has a total length of 9.5 inches and an insertable length of 7.25 inches. What seals the deal is the Vivae’s sharp angle to the left to reach your sweet spots with orgasmic ease.

5. The Alia Grinder by Uberrime

Originally designed as a regular vulva, the Alia started looking more alien-like as the conceptualizing process went on, almost like it was meant to form a shape on its own in a truly peculiar fashion.

The Alia’s back is almost turtle-like with all its ridges and edges that give a sensation like no other. The nebula colors of blue, green, or purple point to its astral origins. At just 5 inches in length and 2.5 inches wide, this alien grinder is another to-go item for you and your otherworldly needs!

Other Fantastical Goodies Worth Your Time

6. Gideon by Weredog

This humanoid-canine toy is perfect for depth play, with the dildo doubling as a giant plug. The real star of the show is the middle knot, which intensifies every insertion experience.

Just when you thought the stretch from the head was over, the middle knot surprises with a much larger diameter. It helps give that extra feeling of fullness while the movement of the upper shaft taps into erogenous zones. The Gideon comes with glow-in-the-dark options, too!

Transparent glass dildos are a true beauty to look at, but can be tricky to have fun with. Still, many customers have dubbed this handmade octopus tentacle as the prettiest toy they own. On top of the endless temperature play this can provide, the subtle but pronounced bumps and ridges also add to the vaginal or anal stimulation.

It’s easy to use for beginners, and even easier to clean with warm water! Just make sure to thrust gently—you wouldn’t want to bruise anything inside with this. If taken care of, the Kraken Rosa can last for a lifetime of use.

On the more affordable end, you have this alien egg that resembles a rose with its petals curled into a ball meant for vaginal incubation. Although there are plenty of available colors to choose from, you can also ask the seller to customize a color combination of your own!

Etsy sellers are truly god-send. Depending on which size you go for, the Squishes are around 2 to 2.5 inches tall and its thickest width is at 6 inches across for the Mermaid Purse. A quick disclaimer: only use this for anal if you’ve already had prior experiences with similar toys inside you, otherwise you risk undergoing a serious case of embarrassment at the hospital.

9. Troll by Love Smiths

Per the item description, the Troll is the biggest creation of the Love Smith, which makes its previous toys look minuscule in comparison. The scales and spikes are a treat to come into contact with. We love this one for many reasons: it’s eco-friendly, huge, and has a strong suction cup for some solo fun! Like the Squishes, you can also ask Love Smiths to personalize your Troll.

10. Courage by Zalo

Sometimes fantastical can mean magical, too. Those who are looking to go under a spell can’t miss out on Courage wand, a pre-heating g-spot massager with a free-bend head that comes with eight vibration modes. The slight curve is meant to hug the g-spot with the right amount of pressure.

Don’t be fooled by its cutesy appearance and short insertable length of 4.33 inches—you’d be surprised at how strong the vibrations are! Courage can heat up to 107 degrees, but the cherry on top is a real Swarovski crystal on its star.

11. Mako the King of Tides by A Krow’s Nest

One thing we can attest about A Krow’s Nest is its world-class craftsmanship. Mako comes in three sizes with a generous swell as well as a harness-compatible base! The largest Mako size can go 7 inches deep, with the shaft having the thickest circumference of 9.25 inches.

Sea-themed, the Mako is in no way your conventional find, with its unusual bumps and ridges made from platinum silicone all around its suckers. It’s visually beautiful with its pearlescent and shimmery colors that are perfect only for a king. The best part? There’s no need for hiding this treasure—it can be a great addition to a bookshelf and no one will ever suspect!

12. Stella the Moonwalker’s Chest by KuduVoodoo

No collection is complete without a stroker or grinding toy. Catch Stella and her perky pair that’s easy on the eyes! This hybrid toy is part werewolf and part woman. At only 8.5 inches wide, this one is perfect to bring along as a little accessory for when you need to get a quick one off. You can even pair her chest with her head, purchased separately.

What we love about KuduVoodoo is that each item is made from platinum-cure silicone and is ready-made for fast shipping—and it restocks the shop twice monthly! You’ll never run out of fantastical choices with this one.

13. Dragon’s Egg Plug by Pleasure Forge

Pleasure Forge boasts some of the most beautiful and meticulously crafted pieces in this niche. Don’t believe us? Take a look at its scaled Dragon Egg, coveted by adventurers who will just about do anything to get their hands on this object.

The idea is to incubate the egg before it hatches into a companion. Its insertable length ranges from 2.2 inches to 4.1 inches depending on the size you get.

14. Squick Worm by Primal Hardwere

If the sex toys on this list haven’t impressed you yet, how about an impregnating experience? Perhaps one of the OG of ovipositor sex toys, the Squick replicates the act of being impregnated with chicken-sized gelatin eggs from extraterrestrial beings. You insert the lubricated egg into the funnel-shaped hole from the base and out it pops on the tip.

Per item description, “The Squick worm seeks out warmth and moisture to insert its fleshy, tube-like appendage and lay its eggs, pushing them as deep as it can to provide a suitable environment for its young.” Egg molds to make the actual eggs are sold separately, however. Although Primal Hardwere doesn’t necessarily vouch for its safety, the eggs should melt with body heat should they become stuck inside you. Primal Hardwere thanks you for being an excellent host.

15. CreatureCock by Monster Cocks

Let’s set one thing straight: the CreatureCock is not for the faint-hearted. Think horror movie prosthetics—that’s how top-notch the quality and attention to detail there is in every Monster Cock product.

This one has an insertable length of 6.25 inches, hand-painted layer by layer, hence the equally jaw-dropping price tag that comes with it. Still, nothing else shows off craftsmanship quite like CreatureCock, and this one’s an investment like no other.

16. The Realm Drago Lock-On Sword by She Vibe

Take your adventure to the next level with this exquisite bronze sword! Use it as a dildo handle to lock the phallic toy of your choice in place. The manner in which the sex toy is presented is also highly reminiscent of an actual toy sword in a box, meaning it can also pass as a novelty item.

However, the Realm Drago is made out of hard plastic instead of silicone, so it’s strictly limited as a dildo handle in function. It’s Vac-U-Lock compatible, which essentially means it’s suitable for all types of sex machines, strap-ons, and harnesses you might have on hand.

17. The Pit by Monster Cocks

As part of its Monsterbators collection, the Pit is a blood-curdling spin on your usual fleshlight. Each Monsterbator is made with a firm outer silicone case that allows you to adjust how tight you want this monster’s grip on you to be.

The Pit features over 50 small fangs that make it impossible to avoid during a session, providing unique sensations you can’t get anywhere else—it’s up to your imagination (and caution!) to discover what creature you’re going inside of. You’re going to have to face your fears on this one.

In An Alien Nutshell…

Contrary to popular belief, fantasy sex toys aren’t only for those who like to push the boundaries of sexual desire. It can be a form of entertainment, excitement, and escapism for just about anyone. Why settle for real life when you can have sensual encounters with fantastical creatures and otherworldly beings?

This list only scratches the surface of what this niche has to offer, but we like to think it serves as a good welcome to those who are looking to explore past the usual Bad Dragon and Uberrime products. Our standout products from above would have to include the Vivaes Robot Dildo, Mako King of Tides, and Dildo Kraken Rosa for their uniqueness and overall attention to detail with the maximization of pleasure in mind.