There’s a lot of things most people say about bestiality. We won’t get into them much, but one thing others don’t understand is the fun, pleasure, and love that many people feel when they’re doing animal play.
Many countries have outlawed bestiality for the simple reason that animals can’t give clear, explicit consent that they want to have intercourse with you. Understandably so, but many people also have sexual needs and fetishes that push them to limits beyond what another human person can offer.
So rather than commit bestiality and get themselves in trouble with the law, animal fetishists do the next best thing. They stock up on the best animal sex toys. The brain, after all, is the biggest sexual organ. When it’s amply stimulated, you don’t need much to get you off. All you need is some creativity and the best animal dildo you can get your hands on.
The good thing is that it’s not difficult to find animal dildos. Whether you like dog dildos, horse dildos, or those pretty ombre unicorn dildos sprinkled with glitter, you have a lot of options for realistic animal dildos. The real challenge isn’t in picking one —it’s in keeping your hands off too many of them.
We’ve scoured the internet for the animal dildos on the market, and here they are in no particular order.
Animal Dildos - Best Dog Dildos
Wants some fantasy canine loving for yourself? These are the highest-quality dog dildos you’ll find on the market.
1. Tantus Fido
The Tantus Fido is more than just a dildo. The 2.5-inch ball in the middle lets you use it as a butt plug too. It starts off with a pointed head for easy entry. Then you’ll find the ribbed shaft stimulates the anal muscles just enough to get them ready as this animal dildo tapers out into a soft yet firm little ball. If this is your first time using a butt plug, you will definitely feel the stretch. Tip: Start growing your personal lube collection now. If you fall in love with this toy, you’ll need more lube than you have right now.
2. Sinnovator Knot
If you like realistic animal dildos, we suggest you get the Sinnovator Knot. You’ll definitely feel the raised veins and the very obvious ridge. The Knot has a tapered tip for easy insertion even if you less the less-firm version and then widens out into a bulging shaft. There’s an option to add a cum tube for an extra fee. You might want to throw in a cum lubricant for that too. And if you’re playing solo or a sex machine, you can also add a suction tube, also for a fee.
3. Sinnovator Howl
This won’t be the last time you’ll see us talking about Sinnovator. Sinnovator has a flair for making fantasy sex with animals that don’t just feel good — they look good too. If the Sinnovator Knot is slightly too domestic for you, you might want to get yourself a wolf dildo. We recommend the Sinnovator Howl for that. This spectacular-looking wolf dildo comes in three realistic sizes, 7, 10, and 12 inches for those who have a fascination for the alpha wolf types. All size variants are firmer than the Sinnovator Knot. It doesn’t come with a cum tube, though.
4. Rex by RexAlpha
Still can’t get enough of the alpha wolf or alpha dog fantasy? The Rex by RexAlpha will give you all the length and girth you’re looking for. But if you can’t take in all 13.5 inches of soft rippled platinum thickness, you can opt for the beta or omega versions or even the pup version if you’re still dipping your toes in this fantasy land. Heads up for those building their toy collection! The Rex is available in a huge variety of colors, from fiery red to a fabulously shimmery purple.
5. Ruff Junior
If you’re completely new to this fetish and you want to start with something simple, skip the alpha-sized dildos and go for something you can experiment with. We highly recommend the friendly-sized Ruff Junior. It might seem small for a canine dildo, being only half the size of everything else on this list. But it’s better to ease yourself in than to go all-out crazy on foot-long silicone beasts. The Ruff Junior will certainly warm you up for larger, more filling toys when you’re ready.
6. Neotori Ferrin and Neotori Firmer Ferrin
You have two options here: one that’s soft and squishy and another that’s just as smooth but not as flexible—but you can probably tell from their names. The marbled 9-inch Neotori Ferrin isn’t just pretty to look at. It’s also undeniably one of the best-feeling dildos you’ll ever get your hands on.
Best Animal Dildo for Size - Horse Dildos
Humans and horses having sex has always been a subject best left unspoken about. Most people have never felt the need to open the topic up for discussion. And so most people think the mere fetish for a horse dildo is equivalent to bestiality.
But for many people in the kink community, fantasizing about having sex with an animal is not wrong. In fact, those who understand you know exactly what you need to bring this fantasy to life—the best animal dildo shaped like a horse penis.
7. Horvak the Steed
There’s nothing else that can fulfill your equine-filled nightly fantasies than Horvak. One of StiffLove’s signature horse dildos, Horvak offers a just right combination of length and girth. Beginners, we suggest you start small. Pros, get the medium dildo. It’s not much in terms of length, but what it lacks in length it more than makes up for it in terms of girth. With a whopping 6.1-inch width, we’re sure men and women who put this on will feel the fullness of it.
8. UtopiaBazar Huge Horse Dildo
UtopiaBazar’s dildo isn’t huge. It’s ginormous. What in the world are you going to use a dildo as big as your arm for? Well, let’s see… Stick it up your bum? Put it on the bedside table and let it become a conversation starter until you’re no longer scared enough to put it where it belongs? Whatever you plan to use it for, this giant PVC equine penis is a must-have for your collection. It comes in black, beige, and fuchsia and has raised veins for a more realistic feel.
9. Comanche War Horse by John Thomas Toys
Named after the famous 17th-century war horse that was the lone survivor of the Battle at the Little Bighorn, the Comanche dildo is very much like its namesake. It’s strong but gentle, with a variety of sizes ranging from 7 to 16 inches. It’s firm but soft and smooth, making for a pleasant entry into whatever orifice you put it in. It’s also compatible with vacuum-lock harnesses, including the popular Vac-U-Lock.
10. Neotori Jorhan
The Neotori Jorhan is one of the more expensive horse dildos on our list, but it’s definitely worth the price. Every piece is hand-poured using silky platinum-cured silicone and can be personalized according to your preferences. We’re particularly head over heels in love with the marble pours, particularly the shimmery variants, but that’s just us. If you want something even more showy, you can even get this dildo in glow-in-the-dark colors.
11. Neotori Andaro
Did we tell you the Neotori Jorhan comes with 10 full inches of usable length? If that’s too big for you, we suggest getting the Neotaro Andaro instead. At 7.67 inches, it’s the perfect newbie dildo if you’re still exploring your equine sexual fantasies. It’s also slimmer and softer than Jorhan so you can start off slow and allow yourself to stretch for bigger toys in the future.
12. Sinnovator Ejaculating Steed
The Sinnovator Ejaculating Steed, in our opinion, should be named the eighth world wonder. It’s made with impeccable craftsmanship using luxurious medical-grade silicone. You can customize the colors with a variety of pigments, from shamrock green to pastels and a glow-in-the-dark blue. This dildo comes in a variety of sizes, so you can pick one according to your comfort level. Be warned, though. It has a prominent tip, so you may need to use some… um… force to get it in and some very pronounced ridges that will surely create all sorts of sensations. Oh, and it comes with a cum tube too.
13. Fetish Zone Aethon
You’re certainly in for a fiery ride with Fetish Zone’s big black Aethon. Named after the fire god Ares’ favorite mythical horse, Aethon comes in five different sizes to accommodate your comfort level. Start with the smallest version at 5 inches of usable length until you can work your way up to allow all 15 inches of the XXL. Aethon is available in black, glow-in-the-dark blue, and black with a natural-looking flesh spot.
Snake Dildos
Long, thin, and flexible, snakes have the perfect shape to turn into a dildo. For the kink crowd, snakes are best used for depth training, but you’ll find a variety of other uses for them too.
14. Sinnovator Serpent
Another from Sinnovator, this serpent dildo might actually be able to be mistaken for a child’s toy. Nobody would suspect if you place it on the mantle as part of the decor. People will never know that it’s curved head was designed to hit the G-spot perfectly, while the scales and markings on the underbelly create sensations you couldn’t possibly feel with other dildos. Total insertable size is 10.5 inches. For an extra fee, you can have a hole drilled into it for a vacuum lock.
15. Sinnovator Basilisk
Do you like feeling of having your colon full of soft, silicone goodness? That’s what the Sinnovator Basilisk is for. It gives you a gentle internal massage as you push it in as far as it goes. It’s slim (just a bit more than an inch thick) and long (the longer model is up to a massive 43 inches in length). The Basilisk has a tapered head that allows for easy insertion. Just don’t forget the lube! It has Roman numeral markings to let you know how much of the Basilisk you’re .
16. John Thomas Colon Snake
Are you on a search for something to give you some serious depth training? This is what the John Thomas Colon Snake is for. It’s pretty slim, with an overall circumference of 3.5 inches, but it gives you plenty of length to start with. The shortest snake is 30 inches long. You can work your way up the sizes to a extra-long snake at 44.5 inches. This depth probe is long, smooth, and, for the most part, bump-free.
17. A Krow’s Nest Trouser Snake
The Trouser Snake from A Krow’s Nest is the ultimate toy for those looking for some packing play. This beautiful clay-sculpted sex toy has a flat surface on one side and a ridged, scaly surface on the other side. It’s handmade from platinum silicone and is available in a variety of colors.
18. The Ordinary Priestess Cervix Serpent
The Cervix Serpent’s claim to fame is in being a glass sex toy that can help women release trauma and pain trapped in the cervix. We can’t speak for that, but we can definitely say this glass wand is a powerful tool for creating deep-seated pleasure inside the vagina. The bloated head has raised edges on one end, allowing it to stimulate the G-spot with little effort. Don’t be surprised if this serpent-shaped dildo gets you off with a squirt or two.
Fantasy Dildos - Dragon Toys
Dragons aren’t real, but that doesn’t mean they can’t be part of your sexual fantasies. There are too many dragon body parts to play with — and that doesn’t even include the dragon eggs!
19. Dragon Claws
Uberkinky’s 5-tip Dragon Claws are made for the sensation play enthusiast. These stainless steel lightning-sharp claws are perfect for scratching the skin with just enough pressure to keep you on your toes. It’s absolutely fabulous on lightly flogged skin. To bring it to another level, play with temperatures. We do recommend placing the claws in the freezer for an hour before play.
20. Sinnovator Drogon Dragon Egg
Got Game of Throne fantasies? This may be exactly what you need to give you your dragon-inspired orgasm. The Sinnovator is a popular brand when it comes to sex toys and the Drogon is one of their best pours. It’s more girth than length though with the widest side giving you a satisfying stretch of 9 inches. As for the length, it’s a respectable 4.5 inches and you can have the firmness adjusted. The scale-like texture gives you a smooth entry and a pleasurable massage going out.
21. Geeky Sex Toys Drodong
A little scary at first look – but that’s what makes it exciting! The Drodong measures 8.5 inches in length and has a very intimidating look. The head is slightly narrow for an easy slide – but things get interesting. The veins, bulges, and scales along the sides gently massage the muscles in the vagina. The base has these scary little spikes that softly massage your pussy lips while the full length is stuck deep.
22. A Krow’s Nest Sea Dragon Egg
Made from body-safe silicone, this literal egg has that magical feel to it with scales that shimmer a little. It’s as large as a soda can, maybe even larger. Soft but firm, the egg can be squeezed for penetration and once inside, you will feel your insides expanding to adjust to the size. Probably not the best for beginners, but the Sea Dragon Egg has an exquisitely realistic look that makes it perfect for the bedside table — until it’s time to put it in, of course.
23. A Bad Dragon Orochi
Every sex toy collector knows Bad Dragon has a reputation for crazy-ass dildos, but this one here is a notch above the rest. Bad Dragon’s Orochi is an award-winning beast of a toy at the AltPorn Awards of 2020 — and we’re not surprised. This uber-textured monster has plenty of curves that converge at a thick, ribbed head to give you a different kind of experience. Trust us when we say Orochi will elevate your bedroom game to a whole new level.
Realistic Animal Dildos - Tentacle Dildos
Tentacles ain’t scary; they’re sexy. Take a look for yourself.
24. Mr. Hankey Toys Taintacle
The Mr. Hankey Taintacle is just one of many, but it’s a favorite for tentacle fetishists. The design looks and feels specifically like a tentacle, with a pointy tip that opens out to a wider base. One side is flat and smooth, but the other has tiny little suction cups that allow the tentacle to attach itself to your skin. It’s also compatible with a vacuum lock harness, so it’s perfect for those who like harness play.
25. Geeky Sex Toys Tentacle
Naughty nerds, who’s up for some depth training? This tentacle dildo from Geeky Sex Toys has a narrow tip and an extremely long and flexible textured shaft, perfect for some beginner’s anal play and initial depth probing. Total length for this dildo is 9.5 inches. You can also choose between a strong suction for powerful sensations or medium-strong if you’re still exploring this fetish.
26. Beauglyful Tentacle Dildo
This pink glass creation is the little tentacle dildo that could. Although it’s smaller than average, it has numerous little glass lumps that make up for its size. And because it’s made of glass, it is both hypoallergenic and waterproof. The last one is definitely important since you’ll be enjoying gooey orgasms on it. It’s available in three sizes, with the biggest version at 8.26 inches.
27. Beauglyful Glass Octopus Tentacle
Pretty in pink, this glass octopus tentacle actually looks so good you can probably display it at home. Compared to other tentacles in this list, this glass octopus is pretty short at just 6.14 inches. That shouldn’t stop you from getting massive orgasms though. The item has an elegant curve designed to hit the G-spot and little bumps on the side for some extra love.
28. Sinnovator Tentacle Dildo
An easy slide at first, the Sinnovator Kraken dildo is supposed to ease you into your orgasm. The tip is very narrow and there’s a very slow expansion to the base. If you’re a beginner, this is the one to help you practice for probes – or really long cocks. The surface texture of the dildo makes up for the slow and narrow entry though. The tentacle and suction cup design is very prominent and will give your pussy walls a pleasurable massage.
29. Sinnovator Tentacle Kraken Dildo
One tentacle isn’t enough for you? Sinnovator’s Kraken is a tentacle dildo with two thick limbs twisted into one long, thick sucker with plenty of suction. Beginners will find this very comfortable to use while practicing for deep dives. The narrow shaft and slow increase in the overall girth helps you keep things slow and sweet, while the ridges, bumps, and mini suction cups combined make for a different tentacle experience altogether.
30. Dollmen Huge Tentacle
Take it deep and hard with this tentacle dildo. When they say “huge,” they’re not kidding. The total size is 14.2 inches. Even the width seems intimidating at first with the widest point at 3.1 inches. It has a veiny surface for extra sensation and realistic colors in black and flesh. Can you use it alone? Yes – the suction cup end keeps it steady for some solo rides.
Butt Plugs
We’re not going to neglect your back door, are we? For the butt aficionados, here are the best anal plugs we have for you.
31. FAAK Big Duck Head
The FAAK Big Duck head is exactly what you’d imagine it to be. It has a narrow tip — just 2.9 cm wide — before it widens out into a duck’s head. It’s made from super-affordable, super-soft PVC, making it perfect for beginners. You have three colors to choose from: black, beige, and purple.
32. Geeky Sex Toys Octo Plugs
Cute and slightly squishy, this octopus butt plug can be easily mistaken for a toy. You can get it in two neon-bright colors, pink and lime green. They actually look like cute little stress balls — but they’re a much more effective way of relieving your stress. The widest point is at 4.5 inches, giving you plenty enough of pleasurable stretch during anal play.
33. Aliriga Fox Tail Butt Plug
There’s nothing like wearing an actual fox tail attached to your butt plug. This fluffy butt plug from Aliriga is short but 100% legitimate! Available in a deep black shade, the tail itself is 17 inches. But the cool thing about the item, however, is the plug itself. You can get it in metal or silicone, whatever you prefer. You can also choose if you want the tail to be detachable or not.
34. StarsAndStripesNY Fox Butt Plug
If you’re feeling foxy, the StarsAndStripesNY butt plug will make you feel that way. This package is sold as a set complete with fox ears. It goes very well with a pair of furry lingerie. This butt plug comes in three sizes and is made using high-quality real fox fur. It’s not a vegan option, but no foxes were harmed making this fox tail.
35. BONBDSM Pink Pig Tail
Good sex is dirty sex — and the BONBDSM Pink Pig Tail makes it even dirtier. This is for you if you’re a self-professed sex pig. You can get it in small, medium, or large, with the smallest one just a teeny, tiny 3.1 cm without the tail. It’s a soft, curly tail and it gives a little wiggle when you move around. Plenty of new sensations to feel there.
36. Vuzara Bunny Butt Plug
If you’re frisky as a little Playboy bunny, we recommend the Vuzara Bunny Butt Plug. This plush bunny tail is huge — almost 7 inches in diameter, while the plug itself is available in three sizes. You can get the butt plug alone with a clip-on tail, or you can purchase it as a complete set. It’s also a great non-vegan option as it uses faux fur.
37. Vuzara Cow Tail Butt Plug
Get your partner to say “Moo” with this butt plug with the convincing cow tail. The butt plugs are available in different sizes and you can ask for detachable ones so they can be cleaned easily. The tail is really the star of the show here with a length of 25 inches. The fur itself is faux but looks and feels great during pet play.
38. NewFormat Things Unicorn Tail
For the beginner with a love for all things unicorn, this unicorn tail from NewFormat will make a great addition to your growing collection. The silicone plug is soft and smooth, while the braided tail is a mesmerizing combination of bubblegum pink and mermaid blue synthetic hair.
39. Vuzara 3-Head Kitsune Tail
This three-headed faux fur fox tail is for those who have the kinks for anime. The three 28-inch tails will swish softly between your legs, whether you’re walking naked around the house or down on all fours. They’re pretty heavy though, so you’ll need to have some pretty strong anal muscles to hold them up.
40. SpankUToys Pony Tail Butt Plug
Keep things vegan with this luxurious-looking pony tail butt plug. It’s purely made of stainless steel, so you can be sure it’s non-porous and easier to clean. On the flipside, it weighs much more than silicone toys, so if you’re not experienced in this department, you may need some time to get used to holding a steel toy in.
Others
Some sex toys simply refuse to fall into any category. For those who have a penchant for the magical toys, the whimsical toys, and the toys that don’t fit into a box, these are for you.
41. The Walrus
Spreading you out the deeper it gets, the Walrus gets its name because it’s short and stocky. Don’t worry – no walrus-like whiskers here, although that would have been an interesting addition. The grooves and bulges around the shaft add to the sensation in all the right places. The toy is flesh-colored with a suction cup base that keeps it upright.
42. Sinnovator Ovipositor
Once you’re in deep, fetishes just get more elaborate and more exciting. The Sinnovator Ovipositor is one of those toys for advanced fetishists. You don’t just get the main toy but also three small eggs. The alien-looking dildo has cute spikes that brush against the ass ring. The eggs are placed on the tip of the dildo before you insert everything inside. Do it one at a time, or if you’re a risk-taker, put all the eggs inside. Don’t forget to lube up to keep the eggs from getting stuck.
43. Mr. Hankey Toys Seahorse
Mr. Hankey’s seahorse-inspired dildo has some of the most impressive markings on this list. The whole length has bumps and grooves that keep your ass muscles engaged all the time. The balls at the base keep the shaft locked in place. Even with the barest movements, this ass-wrecking toy will give you some of the strongest orgasms of your life. You can get it in five different sizes – all the way to XXXL. It’s also vac-u-lock compatible so you can invite a few friends over for some fun.
44. Geeky Sex Toys Unicorn
Keep things fun and colorful with these unicorn-inspired sex toys. This isn’t a unicorn’s cock — it’s a unicorn’s horn. It’s long, tapered, and has a pointed tip. You can get it in blue or pink. The base of the cup has strong suction so that’s a plus. You can set it down, go for a ride, and know that the toy’s not going anywhere.
45. OxyShopShibari Cobra Penis Ring
This cobra penis ring keeps the men strong and helps them stay erect for longer periods. It slides in beautifully and has distinctive ridges that add to your partner’s pleasure during penetration. This elegant-looking gold ring is available in pure stainless steel or can be plated in 24K gold. It comes in 26, 28, 30, and 32mm.
46. WhyBeeNormal Butterfly Nipple Dangles
Keep your partner entertained with these dangling butterfly nipple clips. The material is soft and light, so it’s perfect for newbies who can only handle a tiny bit of tugging. It has five types of clamps — adjustable, tweezer, alligator, c clamps, or clover clamps. Or you can choose to forgo the sting by using a nipple noose.
47. WhyBeeNormal Bee and Honeycomb Clit Clamp
This cute little clitoral clamp can easily pass off as jewelry, until it’s actually time to use the thing. Submissive gals will appreciate the extra sensation that comes with keeping them on. It’s light and delicate, but it has a powerful clamping prowess when it’s time for serious play. It’s lead and nickel-free, so it’s safe to use even for the most delicate of lady parts.
48. John Thomas Pig Boy
Looks a little intimidating at first, but this pig boy masturbator gets the job done in the most exciting ways. The pink pig snout design opens to a mouth that can accommodate any penis size. It has a very firm grip with interior bumps and bristles.
49. A Krow’s Nest Crawlies
Made for the ladies, the Crawlies are NOT meant for anal use. They’re a new switch from eggs – these cute little insects can be your next babies in oviposition. A Krow’s Nest gives you three options: a cicada, a moth, or grub. All three are approximately the same size and weight so it’s really about your preference. Compared to eggs, which have a smoother texture, these un-creepy crawlies have a more pleasurable texture when pushed in and out the pussy.
50. Aela the Hyena
Unlike other animal dildos, Aela the Hyena has a wide and blunt head, with a width that maintains itself pretty much from top to bottom. The shaft is, for the most part, smooth and silky, with a ridge that runs from top to bottom and a slight curve that hits the G-spot every damn time.
